It seems that Statestreet Corp hires Nazis to oversee the use of internet. They will block site that they don't believe in. Here's a few sample site that I cannot access at work:
-Somethingawful.com
-Youtube.com
-Alphashade webcomic
-albinoblacksheep (game section)

However they are nice enough to let:
QC, Sam&fuzzy, megatokyo, and inverloch go through

Does anyone remember the days of....GOOGLECOM.COM?

after all these years of trying to remind myself get actually full soundtrack....I finally got around to do it.
Why didn't I do it sooner?

Date:	2006-03-29 13:48
Subject:	Asians up in arms
Security:	Public
Mood:	Ahhh Racoon in Brain!!
Music:	Boston - Smokin'

A year ago there was an article posted in a Harvard Magazine that got all asians up in arms because they are so offended by it that they actually got together and signed some petition. Now it's not really the content of the article, but the fact that the author is not asian. I saw that article again and I can see the comedy in it, but it was just done in poor taste...by poor taste I mean he should of written it under an asian pen name....then asian community would of have accepted with open arms...like....Tai Mui Shu....Asians feels like that is not a representation of asians....well Look at the guys coming fresh out of Hong Kong! Yes they don't represent asians as a whole, but My God! have you seen them? That fashion makes Metrosexuals look like the brawny's mascot. Yes the article doesn't mean anything but you have just got to appreciate the humor in pointing out that the HK male fashion.

For example this guy! *Oh man Facebook is the greatest thing every to hit the internet next to comp-geek-net*
When I invetigated this guy, his profile pictures basically says "My initial picture shows how dreamy I am! I am definitely turning off the right people and turning on the wrong people. I’m sending signals all across the spectrum You can’t tell if I like to give or take"

The intel indicates he’s going out w/ her....good for him



However deeper intel indicates he’s also on the "Down Low"




There's also those people that's going to be thinking they are hard not like Fluffy the Marshmallow above. They are going to be hardcore
They want to send out the message that "I was born on the street yo" they are so hard they like to take pictures of themselves


"But I also like to show my gangsta activities so Check out all the hard gangsta shit I jacked last night! Crack cocaine ain't got nothing on these loot"


However I'm not here to judge, I'm only here to put it out there If I were judging....there will be alot more of these

Replace the beer w/ light fluid

I feel like I must stop my usual trend of pointing out a certain closet case...


But instead I will be exploring back to the roots!.....to be updated must pass out
Next time: What it means to be AZN.....NO I don't mean asian I mean AZN

Date:	2006-03-09 17:00
Subject:	I hate DAVE
Security:	Public
Mood:	Disturbed! More than usual
Music:	DMB - All along the Watchtower

There you have it
I fucking Hate Dave Matthews Band All fucking over again!

If you think he's good then you ask yourself these following question:
2. Are you Deaf?
1. Do you like bands like Dash board confession (Good for nothing douchebags)
which is exactly what DMB is. They don't bring much to the table and just shit on everything that's on the table.
When mentioning the song "All Along the Watchtower" You think of two possible versions!
Bob Dylan's version (The Original)
OR
HENDRIX's Version (The Best Version)

You don't fucking Say OH Let's go w/ the DMB Version! Now I think I have heard of his version when my freshmen roomate played it (He loves Dave which to this day I still don't know why...He had a whole album full of his live stuff). Maybe he did another cover...From then to now....something that's better that maybe why Muldoon/Sal think it could be better than Hendrix's version Oh Boy was I wrong!
It's the same version I heard 4 ago WTF

He is not the shit
HE IS SHIT

I am deeply DEEPLY disturbed by this choosing Dirty Dave over Jimi...Jimi got recognition from Dylan! Dylan said that it's really a Jimi song and he just wrote it
Jimi took the folk song that was fairly plain and created a masterpiece out of it! If it wasn't for Jimi, that song probably won't be as popular today.
All Dave fucking did is play the end of Stairway chords over and over and over and overa again.

Yes I said it and I'll say it again
FUCK DAVE! Dirty bastard

Oh yeah....Fuck Danheiser for being a retard

Date:	2006-03-05 16:48
Subject:	10 Things I hate about you....OR in this case 10 things I hate about Danheiser
Security:	Public
Mood:	curious
Music:	Journey - Don't Stop Believing

"YOu're just being plain mean to me...you're not even trying to be funny and just being mean...and it's getting on my nerves" Says Danheiser to Squigs
Squigs then said "Because we fucking hate you, and you get on my fucking nerves every day by annoying me."

It seems like there's been a trend of postings that's just about hating Danheiser....But WE JUST HATE THEM THAT MUCH.........and we can't help it...
I won't be writing this crap if D-House learns to either leave us alone or learn not to be a annoying vagina...then we won't be here reading about it. He proceeds to ask, "Wh-wh-What did I do that's annoying?"
So this posting is not the usual *hrrr I hate the world, I hate Danheiser, I'm here to tell you about it* I'm here to ask you the question:
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~Don't forget to leave your name cuz Danheiser needs to know who hates him and who hates his guts
~Remember! WE'RE HERE TO HELP...............HAHAHAHAHA as if we actually believe that
All the best

Date:	2006-03-02 15:31
Subject:	OMG filler!
Security:	Public
Mood:	Overdosed on QC
Music:	Fountain of Wayne - Hey Julie

I had the most satisfying dream the other night. I was punching Danheiser repeatly and he cried...then I woke up and realized it was only a dream...
I can't exactly find something juicy to rant about lately. But I am still angry...about life, the universe and everything...and about the answer 42. I can't waste too much time thinking about how I'm going to piss off another person/group/race/religion lately...maybe something will come up this weekend at the kegger. Something will definitely happen and everyone will know all about it.

Many say they are, but there is only one....so far
Here's the formula to become a Boner-fide Jackass yourself. Follow instructions and you'll be saying "BONER" in no time.

Can you pick out the Boner-fide Jackass in this line up of the usual suspects?

If you said Number 2 from the left...congrats! you can sense that Boner Aura

1. You must be male: this one is pretty self explanatory
2. YOu must not have testicles: Yes you must be male as the 1st decree, but you absolutely must not possess Testicles...if you do you are immediately disqualified.
3. You must not wear a shirt whenever possible: Though you it can't be seen from the line up, a BJA will not wear shirt
-here are possible clothing combination: a) one pair of shorts b) one pair of shorts + one scarf c) one pair of shorts + one scarf + one hat
4. you must possess a very high pitched voice: This can be remedied by the removal of testies if you have a low and masculine voice. A BJA prides himself on his high pitched voice, especially when he is engaged in a heated debate about trivial things.
5. You must have your tearducts on constant release: A BJA is not afraid to cry! Infact he will cry on anything, for example: A lossin Halo, An argument that's not going well, or the day is too gloomy.
6. You must always brag about the skills you lack: To be a BJA is to be pretending to be great. If you are in a position that you have no idea what you're doing: A BJA will say..."I'm the best! Watch it will be the best ever done". If you just got your anus violently thrashed by another man in halo, you will say "Ha ha I win". If you know you suck at a certain skill comparing to all your peers, you will say "I'm like a million times better than you"
7. You must exaggerate at any opportunity you get: If you must say the number 1-10, YOu must say 1 million for example: "I Cleaned the table once", A BJA will say "I cleaned that table like a million times" If you must say the number from 11-100, you must say 1 thousand. If you must say 101-999, you must use 1 hundred. If you must say 1000+, well you won't have the brain capacity to count that high
8. You must always be the coolest cat in your eyes: Yes you must do anything and everything in your powers to be cool...in your eyes, through the eyes of a BJA. To be "Cool" and to be "annoying" is synonymous. Go out and things like..."Ha ha you suck", "(insert another name here) is a girl". Any and all things must be said completely out of context and make absolutely no sense
9. And Last but not least! The magical word "Boner" must be said early and often: To be Boner-fide one must make himself boner-fide. You must say the magical word of Boner every 20 seconds

Follow these instruction and you will be a certified Boner-fide Jackass in no time

Date:	2006-02-06 17:02
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	Transparent in Bb...I hate Bb
Music:	The Garden State Soundtrack

It seems I need a filler because I don't have too much to say this week. It's not that I don't have anything to say, but it's just I didn't feel like to take time to collect my thoughts into a single rant that the public likes to hear. someone ask me why I'm so bitter...because the public demands it! Blogging about how I took a nap today and ate a sandwich afterwards *yummy* is just a waste of space.



And yes I have allll the right to judge...especially those that think that I don't have the right to. people can disagree...but they can't take that right away. People can bitch about what I say...Good.

Date:	2006-01-29 01:37
Subject:	I Love College Parties
Security:	Public
Mood:	Hatred runs through my vein
Music:	The Decemberists - Cacoon

What does it mean to be in College? To party your ass off. To throw your worry, common sense, self worth, and self respect out the window to do whatever you feel like the crowd is doing and end up in a a stranger's bed, stranger's floor, or just a ditch down the street if you're lucky. How many of you can admit you have gone to a "good" party? None! All your parties are the exact same. It starts off with an insane amount of beer. Then you add to it trying to invite girls over because you're sick of the sausage fest that you've been throwing for the last three consecutetive parties. You try to add a theme of let's say that underwear only, so you maybe get a sneak peak of down at camel toe city. However your futile attempt ends you up with 30 guys in one room poking each other. Good job dumbass, you can now join every other dumb ass on your failed attempt of getting some attention.
My problem isn't with parties, parties are fine, but it's the way people try organize these parties, and what they do at these parties I have problems with...it's the shit that goes down at parties, parties at this shit hole that I have problems with.
1. The music: Parties just isn't a party without some music, or you it's just going to be a bus station. A party just isn't a party without some dumbass request some Oasis, Sublime, and some over produced over played hip hop number who will make the dead crawl out of their only to shoot themselves again.
2. The activities: Yes parties do need some alcohol for people to relax. Sometimes they are too relaxed. They are so relaxed that they are borderlining retarded. And there will always be someone who has a camera permanately attached to their hands so they be picture whoring the night away.
Exhibit 1:
On the verge to be legally mental challenged, but she makes up her lack of brain power with other superhuman powers if you look closely....She didn't learn to open her mouth that wide from stuffing beer bottles for sure.
At the end of the day, what is the point of drinking yourself retarded like that? It's even better now because you want your picture taken too so you can show the world how fucked up you were, and you were up for anything.

If you look closely, you can see the back of her skull through those empty eyes, and you know for a fact that you can probably see her debut film starring Caroline Cumms in "All Holes Taken"
3. The Dance: I feel that the dance has to be in a seperate category because I feel like it. So dancing moving your body to the music...However attrocious the music maybe. So everyone gets taken to the Candy Shop, while completely oblivious with the fact that your ass is being grabbed by that creepy guy who is trying to grind everyone regardless of gender (who's name happened to be Dhouse). Dancing = grope + meet the creepy guy's trouser snake
(Far left)
YES That guy</>
(Far left)
who just show up at random places, the fucking creepy guy who you never would even thinking about touching
(Far Right)
But he's been grabbing your ass all night but you don't notice because you're too busy "Dancing" (or Trying to grab a snake infront of you) and you don't care if another snake is trying to rear end you! You're too drunk to notice, and you hope to drink till you forget that You're carrying little danheiser!

Date:	2006-01-24 20:23
Subject:	How to get rid of crazy girls
Security:	Public
Mood:	Russian Roulette anyone?
Music:	Sonic Youth

This is a story about Moe, average nice guy who got a serious problem. Moe brought back this girl last year sometimes in the second semster named Kristen. She's an asian girl who were adopted by a white family, now the race of the family doesn't really matter becaues it should be assumed that they are white because......
Black: They got their own problems to worry about like staying alive
Asians: They know better....because she has to be abandoned for a reason and plus they are the people who left her in the first place
Others: THey just plan don't give a fuck...cept white people who think they're doing the world a favor by showering this girl with love and happiness. (Now they look back at that decision they just laugh and drink till they forget)

For all intented purposes Kristen will be strictly refered to as "That girl"
So Everyone met that girl and right off the bat.....The aura is so strong it's felt by everyone. Yes, No one likes her. Me being myself who hates everyone...hates her especially more. And what do you know? She's a total bitch!.......A dumb one at that too.

This is why dumb girls just won't cut it because sure it's fun while it lasted but it won't last because that look and that act will only hold up for so long before everyone gets bored and passes dumb chicks around. The inevitable approached and our buddy Moe is getting tired of her, so what shall he do?
Since conventional means won't work, by conventional means I mean being a gentleman and explain to her the fact that it's not working out. She won't go for that because all she said is "No! I don't want to hear that!" (Moe is such a nice guy that he didn't want to push it because he doesn't want to hurt her too bad) So Here's a few way you could handle this situation
1. Get rid of her - Take her out to a nice drive along the country side, drop her off, and drive away
2. Send her "THE EMAIL" - by Chris Hui
3. Try to get as much as he can out of the relationship - Get with that girl's twin sister
4. Find another girl and learn how to juggle? - Then have the new girl call that girl and explain to her how it's over
5. Send back things that she gave to him (which by the way is complete crap) - have them spell out something along the line of....You've been fully depreciated with no salvage value, it's time for me change to a newer model

You have to take no prisoner, show no mercy, and to be with out regrets...

Ok so I got asked with the question of "Hey do you know anyone who doesn't know what an orange is?"
Now this question threw me into a loop because I don't knwo what he meant by the term orange
I thought to myself that there is no way they don't know what the literal physical object of an orange so I automatically thought it's a slang for something. Then I asked myself what the hell is the orange stand for......couldn't come up w/ anything cept...orange is the color of Syrucuse....so I replied with...I know what Orange Jews are.....

thrillho715: hey, do you know anyone who doens't know what an orange is?
Kyourza80: um...
K: alright that's a pretty vague term
K: I know what Orange Jews are
th: orange, the fruit

Then I found out he just meant orange as in orange the fruit.....

Date:	2006-01-19 02:10
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	Brain in a jar
Music:	John Lee Hooker - Don't look Back

It seems that I have run out of things to rant about. There's not much to rant about being on break and all. Being home has put me in a....I wouldn't say happy view, but it's a not an angry view on the world. It simply put me into a more vegetative state. I just feel very mellow these days. I've been killing time everyday with my webcomics and nightly TV shows. Can't wait till I get back to school to catch up on all the shows that I'm missing...like the season finale of Nip/Tuck and Full Metal Alchemist.

"the pretty girls are bitch and mean is a product of the lack of education at their young age. You see girls learn from an young age that if you're mean and bitchy, other kids won't like them and they will leave them alone. The pretty ones don't learn this lesson because even when they're mean and bitchy, other kids will still play with them. They'll never learn the lesson and grow up to be mean and bitchy women." told by Lil' Paul. That is such a great obeservation even though he can't take credit for making the obeservation

Date:	2005-12-21 18:49
Subject:	Break sucks
Security:	Public
Mood:	!@#$ed
Music:	Gangstarr - Betrayal

Yes I said it. Being on break sucks! There's not much to do especially when you get exiled to Norwood. So I have no choice but to make up a list of things I need to get down for break:
1. I might need glasses. It seems small words seems blurry now and it's not going to be a fun time if I find out that I'll need glasses to read.
2. I need a job. So far I have had one interview with a tax firm, but that place is so small I'll need a bigger company just so I can get a foot in for the next job after that. What the hell was I smoking when I chose business as my major. Business world sucks.
2. I'll need to practice guitar alot more. It's semster for the jazz band, so I better make it a good one. GOtta learn to play guitar behind my head. so I can stand up and rock out on stage.
2. Get in shape. I really have to start running in the mornign to get in shape for the up coming season of Frisbee. It's the last season to play with Bentley and I'm also going to High Tide(Boatrace: FUCK YOU DANHEISER) I can't remember for the life of me the last time I've done a morning jog.
2. Oh yeah and get WoW. OH yeah and fuck everything I said up there becaues once I get world of warcraft.....bye bye life.....you don't see me outside the house

The first day on break I was suppose to go to UMASS Ahmerst. I thought two people have arranged the plans for us to go....at least they sounded like they know what they were talking about. WRONG! Never underestimate the lack of planning by Brookline people. I don't know how could anyone screw that one up that, I didn't expect someone would screw it up that bad.
GOOD FUCKING GOD!!!




I must meet someone like her!

Sweet Jesus they do exist!!!

I woke up with a pair of pants falling on my face. I could of sworen I saw my roomate's girlfriend wearing them last. I could be wrong since I passed out at midnight. It was like 6am when the pants hit my bed. She claimed that she took them off cuz it was too hot. I have to say.....She's right....all that tossing, turning, heavy breathing I heard during the brief moment that I awake. It's gotta be hot up there.

Date:	2005-12-13 17:31
Subject:	Procrastination
Security:	Public
Mood:	Sleep deprived 36 hours
Music:	Stevie Nicks&Tom Petty - Stop Dragging my heart around

I have a final exam in 1hr and 10 min, and I know only 1 out of the 4 chapters we're getting tested on. I have decided to prepare for this exam by sharing this with everyone
http://middlekingdomstories.blog-city.com/crazy_subtitles.htm
http://www.bangingtunes.com/forum/topic/t22233/
This may be alittle bit late seeing the DVD actually came out July/2005
It's one thing when Chinese bootleg US films and then slap on Chinese subtittle to sell it all across the motherland. You MUST GIVE PROPS to those who are greedy enough to use those subtitles and translate them back to english so they can try to expand their market.
This double translation, which is done by absolute illiterate idiots, makes this....a masterpiece!
"Revenge of the sith" has been translated back to "Backstroke of the West"

One can appreciate the art of the Chinglish more if you know someone who speaks it. You'll see that they actually tries to speak like that in their sad attempt to learn english.

This time is like when I read my Mike's cousin's papers man that's a work is work of pretty. to be careful I have to read careful because his words are big. word is nothing like elephantses. I read it long time.
~I haven't slept for a day and a half cut me some fucking slack! heh

Date:	2005-12-12 12:46
Subject:	Picture Whoring
Security:	Public
Mood:	Sold out
Music:	Thin Lizzy - Dedication

Squigs (Roomate) walks by me and asked: "How's the live journal coming?.....sell out!"

This is to all the picture whores out there who has a digital camera permanently glued to your right hand. Those people needs to reevaluate their lives and stop taking pictures with their right hand while getting themselves off with their left. These days you can’t even say something as simple as “I had a really fun time”. NO! You got to go post 12 pictures to show that you’re so trashed you can’t hold a camera the right way. Everyone around you is so belligerent that everyone looks retarded. Great job! You just defiled the art of taking pictures, now a picture is worth half a word. I really do need 4 pictures to tell that you’re a fucking picture whore
Now picture this….Aside from remembering how retarded you were the previous night with implicit pictures with random guys that you might have done stuff with. You’re almost sure what happened, but you still can’t explain that smell, that guy next to you, and that ferret in your bed. You then proceed to go upload the pictures so all your friends can see how much of a slut you are when you’re hammered. The upside to this however is that you will be invited to numerous party because you’re now officially the big easy. More pictures of you will be taken. You should be happy. Now you’re going to be on not only webshot, Yahoo, Facebook, BUT ALSO: collegesluts, hardcorepartying, collegefuckfest. And yes, you are taking pictures of yourself allowing guys to hit it from behind. I mean why wouldn’t you? You’re already a picture whore, why not be a full fledged one. So what’s the point of this story? All you’ll be ending up is some third bit amateur porn site ran by two comp geek in a cellar because you have no artistic skills or any skills other than turning tricks.
What are picture whores? They are people who can’t seem to stop taking pictures at any occasion. First sign is their cameras. With the help of boom in digital camera technology, a PW will go for the smallest camera they can find. This is usually either cell phone cameras or small lightweight compact cameras. Sign number two of a picture whore is where they have their camera. If it’s on a cell phone, then it’s suspicious on why they have a camera on their cell phone. If it’s not on their phone then it’s pretty clear whether they are or aren’t. No one in their right mind would go lunch with a camera strapped to his hand, and the other hand in their crotch. Third point on a picture whore is the result of the pictures. A picture whore likes to be the picture because they feel that they incomplete if they don’t get their picture taken by their own camera. They must be every picture they take. This results in the way these pictures taken; close up face shots where you can clearly see that PW’s arm is holding the camera. The forth sign of a picture whore’s expression on their work. They will have a “signature smile”. It will be the only expression you’ll ever see in their pictures. It doesn’t matter what the rest of their body is doing, but that face will have the same expression. It may look like someone photoshopped that look because it just looked identical. If you know someone that has the following signs, do them and the world a favor and hit them with something blunt. Then you must destroy their camera and sign them up for photography class.

Pictures that has been whored (It's a pain to upload pictures)

You're a real artist! That picture MUST BE worth a thousand words! What does the picture say? "LOOK I ALREADY SAID I'M SORRY! ALL I DID WAS GIVE HIM HEAD, I'M STILL GOING OUT WITH YOU! HE DOESN'T COUNT!"

Great! just what we need a drunktard witha camera. Honey you could be really cute, but all you look like now is some ugo under beer goggles
http://photos-011.facebook.com/n/11/50/n18600799_12975011_7917.jpg
*Note on the forth: These are not so much as picture whores, as they are simply just whores...(excluding Second from the left-she is pending)

Jay came back to the apartment with Jpark, gank, and Wes drunk and high. They decide to play Halo to pass the time. I think there is a correlation between how messed a person is to the amount of trash talking he does. Jpark was running his mouth off at everyone and everything in sight. It was then he said his most memorable quote that will go down in history...or until another really really awesome quote replaces it. Anyways he sniped Wes in the head and said "Oh My God Wes...Did you just die when I killed you?"

Date:	2005-12-12 02:17
Subject:	First entry
Security:	Public
Mood:	dormant
Music:	Sonic Youth - I love you golden blue

I don't know why I'm doing another online journal again. Xanga experience sucked, and it ultimately ended in failure....and here I am enslaving myself to LJ now. I guess we all need some where to rant about our problems. It's not enough just to write down our problem in our "private" Journals now. We have to post it on the great web so we can bitch about our problem to the rest of the world. God when have we all become so pathetic (me included) that we have to bitch about our problems to everyone out there. What is mine is mine, and what's yours is yours. This should include the problems you have with yourself and the rest of the world.