Monday, December 12th, 2005

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2:17a	First entry I don't know why I'm doing another online journal again. Xanga experience sucked, and it ultimately ended in failure....and here I am enslaving myself to LJ now. I guess we all need some where to rant about our problems. It's not enough just to write down our problem in our "private" Journals now. We have to post it on the great web so we can bitch about our problem to the rest of the world. God when have we all become so pathetic (me included) that we have to bitch about our problems to everyone out there. What is mine is mine, and what's yours is yours. This should include the problems you have with yourself and the rest of the world. Current Mood: dormant Current Music: Sonic Youth - I love you golden blue (Comment on this)
2:49a	Trash Talkin in Halo Jay came back to the apartment with Jpark, gank, and Wes drunk and high. They decide to play Halo to pass the time. I think there is a correlation between how messed a person is to the amount of trash talking he does. Jpark was running his mouth off at everyone and everything in sight. It was then he said his most memorable quote that will go down in history...or until another really really awesome quote replaces it. Anyways he sniped Wes in the head and said "Oh My God Wes...Did you just die when I killed you?" (Comment on this)
12:46p	Picture Whoring Squigs (Roomate) walks by me and asked: "How's the live journal coming?.....sell out!" This is to all the picture whores out there who has a digital camera permanently glued to your right hand. Those people needs to reevaluate their lives and stop taking pictures with their right hand while getting themselves off with their left. These days you can’t even say something as simple as “I had a really fun time”. NO! You got to go post 12 pictures to show that you’re so trashed you can’t hold a camera the right way. Everyone around you is so belligerent that everyone looks retarded. Great job! You just defiled the art of taking pictures, now a picture is worth half a word. I really do need 4 pictures to tell that you’re a fucking picture whore Now picture this….Aside from remembering how retarded you were the previous night with implicit pictures with random guys that you might have done stuff with. You’re almost sure what happened, but you still can’t explain that smell, that guy next to you, and that ferret in your bed. You then proceed to go upload the pictures so all your friends can see how much of a slut you are when you’re hammered. The upside to this however is that you will be invited to numerous party because you’re now officially the big easy. More pictures of you will be taken. You should be happy. Now you’re going to be on not only webshot, Yahoo, Facebook, BUT ALSO: collegesluts, hardcorepartying, collegefuckfest. And yes, you are taking pictures of yourself allowing guys to hit it from behind. I mean why wouldn’t you? You’re already a picture whore, why not be a full fledged one. So what’s the point of this story? All you’ll be ending up is some third bit amateur porn site ran by two comp geek in a cellar because you have no artistic skills or any skills other than turning tricks. What are picture whores? They are people who can’t seem to stop taking pictures at any occasion. First sign is their cameras. With the help of boom in digital camera technology, a PW will go for the smallest camera they can find. This is usually either cell phone cameras or small lightweight compact cameras. Sign number two of a picture whore is where they have their camera. If it’s on a cell phone, then it’s suspicious on why they have a camera on their cell phone. If it’s not on their phone then it’s pretty clear whether they are or aren’t. No one in their right mind would go lunch with a camera strapped to his hand, and the other hand in their crotch. Third point on a picture whore is the result of the pictures. A picture whore likes to be the picture because they feel that they incomplete if they don’t get their picture taken by their own camera. They must be every picture they take. This results in the way these pictures taken; close up face shots where you can clearly see that PW’s arm is holding the camera. The forth sign of a picture whore’s expression on their work. They will have a “signature smile”. It will be the only expression you’ll ever see in their pictures. It doesn’t matter what the rest of their body is doing, but that face will have the same expression. It may look like someone photoshopped that look because it just looked identical. If you know someone that has the following signs, do them and the world a favor and hit them with something blunt. Then you must destroy their camera and sign them up for photography class. Pictures that has been whored (It's a pain to upload pictures) You're a real artist! That picture MUST BE worth a thousand words! What does the picture say? "LOOK I ALREADY SAID I'M SORRY! ALL I DID WAS GIVE HIM HEAD, I'M STILL GOING OUT WITH YOU! HE DOESN'T COUNT!" Great! just what we need a drunktard witha camera. Honey you could be really cute, but all you look like now is some ugo under beer goggles http://photos-011.facebook.com/n/11/50/n18600799_12975011_7917.jpg *Note on the forth: These are not so much as picture whores, as they are simply just whores...(excluding Second from the left-she is pending) Current Mood: Sold out Current Music: Thin Lizzy - Dedication (4 Comments | Comment on this)

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