Current mood:	Russian Roulette anyone?
Current music:	Sonic Youth

How to get rid of crazy girls
This is a story about Moe, average nice guy who got a serious problem. Moe brought back this girl last year sometimes in the second semster named Kristen. She's an asian girl who were adopted by a white family, now the race of the family doesn't really matter becaues it should be assumed that they are white because......
Black: They got their own problems to worry about like staying alive
Asians: They know better....because she has to be abandoned for a reason and plus they are the people who left her in the first place
Others: THey just plan don't give a fuck...cept white people who think they're doing the world a favor by showering this girl with love and happiness. (Now they look back at that decision they just laugh and drink till they forget)

For all intented purposes Kristen will be strictly refered to as "That girl"
So Everyone met that girl and right off the bat.....The aura is so strong it's felt by everyone. Yes, No one likes her. Me being myself who hates everyone...hates her especially more. And what do you know? She's a total bitch!.......A dumb one at that too.

This is why dumb girls just won't cut it because sure it's fun while it lasted but it won't last because that look and that act will only hold up for so long before everyone gets bored and passes dumb chicks around. The inevitable approached and our buddy Moe is getting tired of her, so what shall he do?
Since conventional means won't work, by conventional means I mean being a gentleman and explain to her the fact that it's not working out. She won't go for that because all she said is "No! I don't want to hear that!" (Moe is such a nice guy that he didn't want to push it because he doesn't want to hurt her too bad) So Here's a few way you could handle this situation
1. Get rid of her - Take her out to a nice drive along the country side, drop her off, and drive away
2. Send her "THE EMAIL" - by Chris Hui
3. Try to get as much as he can out of the relationship - Get with that girl's twin sister
4. Find another girl and learn how to juggle? - Then have the new girl call that girl and explain to her how it's over
5. Send back things that she gave to him (which by the way is complete crap) - have them spell out something along the line of....You've been fully depreciated with no salvage value, it's time for me change to a newer model

You have to take no prisoner, show no mercy, and to be with out regrets...